Haven’t written shit in a long while and the only reason I summoned up courage to write this is because all the networks are taking the piss as man no fit chat/browse/call….well I’m watching Formula 1…Monaco…safety car is being deployed for the 2nd time…wicked accident just occurred…by the way I’m support #TeamFerrari and Felipe Massa is already out……red flag….race over, like WTF!….Vettel wins again with Alonso coming 2nd, Button 3rd *sigh* stilled bummed out United lost to Barca last night…. E still dey pain.
Been emotionally unstable for the past couple of weeks but hey, no one wants to read all the mushy stuff I have to say, plus that shit just makes me look vulnerable…..we don’t want to fall my bad goiz status in blogsville.
Moving on, last night was Pulse @ play and believe me when I say everyone and their daddies attended…I literally mean that as there were a bunch of aristos looking for fresh fish to be devoured…unfortunately for my Susheyz, they didn’t tag along…ol boy bannies choke for play men….couldn’t find a suitable place to chill so me and my posse ended up in the white room. I really don’t like the white room as it limits ones promiscuousness……I mean your asewo level plummets to 2/10 that’s if you’re secretly macking on a bunch of chicks there.
I resorted to drinking…well this ups the asewo meter by +3 and if you mixed your alchy like I did “X0 + Vodka” we’re talking of a region of +5 and there’s a ready made excuse for this “Blame it on Alchi-Alchy-Alcohol”. Wish I could go into details on what happened at pulse but I’ll pass….ended up at Aqua….found my way home and had a little chit-chat with Morufu the pet rat…even got him some vodka to sip on…dude was wasted after two shots….anyhoo gotta go now. Hope I get my writing mojo back